Someone finally solve the puzzle and let the cat out of the bag on Mr Dickson's drama

A Facebook user Falade Akeem finally save Facebookers from the stress of trying to decode the actors in Isong Idaresit's story

Over the week alot of people on Facebook have been doing some plenty calculations, inbox gossiping just to find out the real names of those involved in Mr Dickson's story but it seem someone is out to save us from the stress and feed our curiosity
  

Falade Akeem this evening made a post on his wall giving more details and mentioning the real names of people who were involved in the recent saga 

He wrote " 

#Movie_Title: Balad 7even 

#Director: Isong Idaresit 

#Script_Writer: Gloria Omaliko-Kalu 

#Casting: Gloria Omaliko-Kalu 

#Genre: Action Sexual Movie

Review by #ShuThaiLa & Dieties Production Company.

#CASTS
Lead Actor;
1.) Nafike Bala a.k.a Unku Dickson2.) Kate Bassey a.k.a Sister Bambam3.) Olajumoke Morenike Agbebi a.k.a Aunty Gino4.) Kedei Ibiang a.k.a Lady Bianca5.) June Ogunbanwo a.k.a Smallie6.) Helena Nelson a.k.a Three Crown7.) Jo Wonah a.k.a Toothpick8.) Omotoyosi Ogunbanwo a.k.a Smallie's Sister9.) 2 Blood Sisters (If You Know You Go Know)10.) 2 Custodian of Nudes (If You Know You Go Know)So my peeps, fix the names into the botan-names and you will get the head & tail of the Tori.Over to y'all oversabinus and georginas. Eat, chew & shit on it.Someone should come and sue me biko!And someone should say the Lord's prayer too.We haff close.*Lights Fades Out* "

Supporting Actors;

Featuring Actors;

Extras;

#STORYLINE

If you want to know how best to fit in the botanical names then the below shots will help you. It's a post a certain Gloria Omaliko-Kalu's posted on her wall. I hear she deleted it or so. I still can't wrap my head on peeps who delete call out or sub post! Like what are you deleting sef? Thing wey don travel far, shioorr.

Let me do some quick review to some other things you might have missed...

¥•) Who brought all this gbege out gangan? A certain Anyanwu Ututu. She was the one who brought the matter out the first time it trended. She had an issue with Bala and wanted it to be discussed and investigated in a group called BGIN. She only used initials of Unku on the post so that people in the group won't really know who she was talking about. But children of God, awon decoders of laive, awon wobeski peeps, immediately & sharply, decoded the post and that was how kasala started. As the matter dey catch fire for inside group, tempers flared, different cliques started flexing muscles, na so dem kuku bring themselves out of the group to this our peaceful street. Our peaceful street we dey try manage small small with my Amanda ehn.. Na jeje we sit oo, na dem bring am come out fa. Toh.

All this while, Unku was actually chyking Anyanwu since memorial but Anyan said she no give unku any uche face. (Yimu.Com😂) .. To shame unku further and sound all wokish, auntie now shared screenshots of chats she had with unku. Of course your guess is good as mine. She only shared the part that favours her. Chai, unku Bala has really suffered sha.

Lemme move to another snippet of this movie...

¥•) Talks going round is that Bala boasted to have lambad Toothpick & Three Crown in a balastic 3some. Toothpick & Three Crown got wind of the news and they threatened Bala. They said they were going to call him out for the "supposed lies". Bala now chickened out. So it was swept under a Russian rug. Now we don't know the exact truth here if truly Bala lambad the two OR the threat against Bala was too strong to counter, hence the "chickening-out". Make dem come street court and defend themselves biko.

¥•) The other set of 2 sisters ehn, permit me to laff well fess, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂... We ain't spilling that. I have my reason. But first of all, I am waiting for something light about all this on their respective wall, then we go die here. Lol. Yes, ayam talking about the sisters that contacted staph from Bala. On this part, Unku no try at all. He was just fakafiking all the kponyor on a raw ballastic missile shots. Chai!, buhari haff really suffered!

¥•) The 2 custodians of the nudes, I mean the real ladies who took those nudes, their identity dey among us. Lemme give una 2-confusing clues..... You can use your spiritual eyes to dissect this post you will see the name Or check your friend list, they sit there largely. Make una do the maths too. Una too like aproko.

¥•) Now, what most of you don't know is that, fire has been on the mountain since late last year. About Bala and his girls. A certain Marian Mmili Onuegbu Nwaokolo called out smallie's gang. Mmili was standing in for Lady Bianca. It was a hush hush thing. It was all about who owns Bala. Chai, Bala eez a hot akara fa.

¥•) Last year, there was a post made by someone asking single men to raise up their hands, I think if my memory serves me right. Unku Bala appeared on the post ooo.. Na so someone said, ahn ahn Unku, you have wife and kids jor. He said lailai, he doesn't. Then it turned to a slight mini war on that thread. Smallie's sister defended him too saying he wasn't married and she knows that bcos Bala na their in-law, as par say Bala was smallie's known Bf. Later on, on the same thread, story come change to Bala is a divorcee, says Smallie's people. That it's no ones biz to question her relationship with him blablabla. That make we all go to he'll (Hey Gawd, when will I grow white bearbear, chai. 😂) .. Well, unku wasn't divorced either, as the story is.

This brings me to a baffling question, How can friends & sisters be so gullible to the extent that an old man, abroadian, will use all their head one after the other without them knowing, ehn? This has really been disturbing my heart. This are women that are always forming hulk Hogan when it comes to men issue on their wall, but see them as they fell yakata easily like a house of cards. Chai. Warra mess.

So as a better person, who cares a lot about them, I decided to go the mountains and do a 7secs dry white fasting and prayers for them. Yes, 7-gaddem-long-seconds biribiri fasting. As I was ending the prayers, the heavens open up and I heard a thick baritone voice saying..;

"FAJO! FAJO!! FAJO!!!, My Son, Do You Have Sense At All? Wetin Consign You?! Have You Eaten Today? How Mush Dey Your Akkant? Shiioorr. If You No Comot From This Mountain With Immediate Effect, I Go Make You Trend Next"

"Choi!", I said. Jah Rabba haff fex oo. E even speak pidgin join. Na so I dust my GucciPrada Bathroom slippers, pick race comot mountains.

Anyways, days weeks don pass and the other team that threatened to spill all the ewa agoyin has still not done it. All of una, na so so mouth una get for dis street. All parties are busy throwing damage control jingles. Lol. How far now? I also hear our greatest MVP nigga, haff run away from Fb, chai! See wetin kponyor cause fa!

Well, that's all to know.

*Director shots CUT CUT CUT*

Nawaa oo , we dont actually know what's going to follow after this 

but whatever happens, we are here to gist you