Facebook User Isong Idaresit tells a story of a popular facebook user who successfully slept with nine girls he met through facebook, who four out of the nine girls were close friends and begged them not to expose him for his family and Name sake, after this girls found out .
She wrote "Uncle Dickson who is popular here lives in the abroad, which apparently is a yardstick for zuckerville girls to measure husband material. I won't say he's so cute but tall, fine body structure and has the perfect words to sweep most girls off their feet.
Uncle was able to start close friendship with one of the power puff girls and like play like play uncle became friends with the whole squad, they started seeing him as big uncle or adviser. Unknown to them uncle had more plans and wanted to have a taste of them all ?
Ohhh before I forget, Uncle Is married with plenty kids.. Grown ass kids not toddlers .
Uncle started to do philanthropy work , giving the girls money and officially started dating one of the girls without the friends nor sisters knowledge. ( " don't let anyone know are dating, let's keep it low key till I finalise my divorce ") which dirty divorce. Daz how the poor geh kept it low key and uncle was inboxing others too and forming
Uncle was in their inbox each playing his cards well and on the other hand had Sister Bambam as E_girlfriend ( sister bambam wasn't part of the 7 friends ooo).
As mumu that sister bambam was na, in her mind she had an abroad bobo that will come home soon.
Uncle finally announced he's coming home and all the girls were excited as a whole and as group that Uncle Dickson is finally coming.
Uncle came back and was staying on the island , wan fine polished house lie deez in wan big place in V.I Lagos ( wasn't his place, his friend abroad gave him key to stay there for a while pending the time of his trip).
The girls started to go to uncles house regularly and even spent nights in his house.
They would go see Dickson as a group and sometime sneak in individually.
Uncles smallie acclaimed girlfriend lived in the outskirt of Lagos, so it was easy for him to know when to bring other girls in.
He would take dem out for owanbe in and outside Lagos. Unknowing to one another.
Remember Bambam, in her mind she was still dating uncle. After uncle knack her once and she left, uncle never called her again. she even cooked soup and made stew as wife material before she left.
She called severally for weeks, uncle didn't pick. It was obvious and clear Dickson used and dumper her.
Uncle na concentrated on eating the clique.
As snitches that most of them are, they started visiting uncles house without telling each other.
Aunty Gino, Lady Bianca, Three crown, Toothpick, smallie girlfriend and even smallies elder sister.
They will be throwing subs at people here on Facebook then go there an chillax. Not knowing they were snitches amongst dem.
Uncle started banging Gino lense, but will be forming " she na my paddy ooo, our friendship fon pass fucking matter"
Gbege na started to burse small small when Uncle came with Gino, smallie, to wan place in Lagos wan night and bursted into Bambam. He pretended not to know bambam and as per say she was still in love ,she was uncomfortable and walked out and sat in the car.
Uncle unknowing bambam was in the car with windows wind down came out with his friend and was standing by that same car, gisting him how he wants to go F** k Gino lense in the toilet for quickie , how he has slept with Lady Bianca severally cause her school is close to his house and she sneaks in a lot.
Bam bam overhead and was so mad and went to gist ger friends. Talk na started spreading, till power puff na started to quarrel amongst demselves.
A puzzle needed to be fixed, but everyone was holding into the truth cause they don't want fight and had promised uncle Dickson that whatever happens remains between them.
Gradually they realized uncle was a broke ass nigga and simply wanted to eat them. Uncle couldn't even boast of 100k in his account.
Did i forget, uncle had a very serious police case that made him almost go to jail.
Uncle Dickson invited three crown over to his place one time to spend the night, but he didn't know she'll come with her bestie Toothpick. Good opportuny for uncle, he assumed he'll use one stone to kill two birds . At night they all had to sleep on the same bed, uncle started touching and wantu finger ... They got angry with uncle and left home the next morning. ( uncle says he lashed them , threesome. They claim uncle didn't and wanted to call him out so he will be put to shame. Uncle sha begged and begged them that they should keep it low key. They wanted uncle to give dem connect to sign a deal with wan record label, but uncle couldn't give dem the connect. Because uncle doesn't have, meanwhile uncle has been going round to say he didn't help them cause they don't have any potential has upcoming entertainers.
They called smallie and her sister and reported uncle Dickson.
Fight na happened amongst the girls that they even came to Facebook and washed some dirty pants here but later took it back inside.
They didn't tell u pepu what that fight really was. That's why i tell u, " don't join certain fight, na them know wetin dem dey drag".
After uncles friend heard that his house was used as Slaughter ground, he asked uncle Dickson to leave the house in V.I. he moved out and went to squat in wan small area on the mainland. He still kept deceiving girls that he paid for house in lekki 1, but they haven't finished fixing up the place.
Fight continued when one of d girls saw a chat on another of thems phone from uncle and it was a sex chat. Trust girls na kasala burse
Lady Bianca kept cool and refused to say a word cause she was guilty and doesn't want to be dragged into zuckerville scandal. Only Isong has 4 heads so she should be in the zuckerville headlines every month.
Gino lense keeps hers low key cause she was a very trusted friend to smallie.
Smallie moved on with her life and her sister hasn't said phimmmmm about it.
Bambam team versus smallie's team went on an E_ war that most of you didn't know nor understand.
Three crown and toothpick are still boiling, one small push
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๐ they'll talk. Shulia gan push dem ?
Uncle unfriended some of dem, blocked some sef.
How do i know ?
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๐ there's always a snitch.
Uncle na entered two sisters here, whom are friends with the power puff girls. But he told dem individually to keep it low key from Facebook and from all the other girls. As mumu that they are, uncle ate the two sisters cleaned mouth and we heard the two girls had staph infection afterwards. Uncle refused to pick their calls or even respond to chats . they sorted themselves out and paid the bill for their health alone. Uncle used and dump them.
Ya all still haven't observed that the friendship between the 7 are not as it use to be before.
Now there's a fresh accusation, 2 girls are out here na with fresh nude pics of uncle and say they'll release it. That uncle slept with them and just blanked dem off also.
Ayam ashamed for uncle and his pics ayam looking at.
This happened and ended, no one heard phimmm, egg and yam matter now, we all are shouting it upandan, even them.
Now this are the ones we know, what of the ones that we still don't know that uncle slaughtered.
Shu wee start sharing the nudes till it gets to uncles wife?"
The question now is "who actually is this uncle, isong is talking about''

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